TRADE THE HARDWARE
Buy and sell AI chips. Tap a chip to inspect monthly price changes, cost basis and fee-aware profit or loss.
IPHONE-FIRST / STARTUP SIMULATOR
A $5M START.
A $100M
OBSESSION.
Trade AI hardware. Build a startup.
Survive the people who funded it.
Built for iPhone. No public download link is announced here yet.
THE BRIEF
30 months. One $100M exit. Unless you decide $100M isn’t enough.
01 / THE GAME
Build something
worth buying.
You begin with $5M in cash and a $25M company valuation. Reach $100M within 30 months. The numbers are fictional. The decisions are yours.
BUILD THE BUSINESS
Invest in your AI lab from Month 4. Grow recurring revenue while keeping an eye on operating costs and cash.
SURVIVE THE BOARDROOM
Respond to activist investors, takeover attempts and shareholder votes. Your investors have opinions. Expensive ones.
PURSUE THE EXIT
Aim for a fictional acquisition or IPO. Cash, company valuation and a good headline are three different things.
02 / THE FOUNDER’S GAMBLE
You made it.
Now what?
Reach the $100M goal at Month 30 and choose: take the money, or double down for 12 more months of building the enterprise.
TAKE THE MONEY & RUN
Cash out. Claim victory.
DOUBLE DOWN · +12 MONTHS
Land clients, grow revenue, and chase $1 billion.
Your recorded Month 30 victory stays yours either way. Unicorn and Legendary MOGABR are distinct achievements.
03 / FIELD NOTES
Know your territory.
ONE DEVICE. ONE GAME.
Progress saves locally. Guest and each signed-in account have separate games on that device. No cloud saves. No cross-device synchronization.
SAVE SAFETYTHE OVERLORD
A fixed fictional Top 10, presided over by MOGABR. Your local Personal Best is separate. This is satire, not live multiplayer Rankings.
SEND FIELD INTELLIGENCEFOUNDER RELATIONS
Something on fire?
Start with support. We can’t negotiate with your board.